my name is ashlee and i sit in chairs
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tatted-clifford:

"Talk dirty to me"

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hobolunchbox:

Here’s this.

lmaoalien:

sorry mom i cant babysit i have a photo shoot todayimage

brokensilence137:

dynaroo:

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I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.

He decided to be the sky instead.

herspanic:

khl0ekardashian:

Damn she thicc

i been up all night tryna get that rich i been work work work work workin on my shit 

lion:

STOP

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

earthdad:

earthdad:

someone draw a picture of me

thank u

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

shadogal94:

dreamerofderse:

so my mom brought home one of the new 100 dollar bills 

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I’m looking at it like “yeah this looks kinda cool”

but then you flip it over and

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it looks like it has fucking wordart on it

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They literally fucking used WordArt

AMERICA

aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

ho-sushi:

freddieboychilton:

it a nicholas cage

i have so many questions but i just can’t

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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