my name is ashlee and i sit in chairs
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earthdad:

earthdad:

someone draw a picture of me

thank u

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

shadogal94:

dreamerofderse:

so my mom brought home one of the new 100 dollar bills 

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I’m looking at it like “yeah this looks kinda cool”

but then you flip it over and

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it looks like it has fucking wordart on it

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They literally fucking used WordArt

AMERICA

aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

ho-sushi:

freddieboychilton:

it a nicholas cage

i have so many questions but i just can’t

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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akisenpais:

woman? is that meant to insult me?

nyehs:

“why do you hate tumblr?” 

well, i

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souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

xplosivediarrhea:

the sun’s pretty hot… id fuck it

tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING

SASH WRINGING

TRASH SINGING

MASH FLINGING

FLASH STRINGING RINGING

CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…

at night.

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lexlifts:

firecannotkillafitblr:

komandarmfrank:

vvankinq:

I’m gonna show you what a girl typically working out would look like versus what you want me to look like 

perfect person award

YES IT’S BACK

She also put on lip stick, eyeliner, let her hair down, and put on hoop earrings.

^ that’s the point of the video, though. This asshat was bitching about how “unfeminine” female Olympians are, when that shouldn’t even be a focus for people. There’s plenty of time for makeup, eyeliner, bikinis, whatever (if that’s their thing!) outside the Olympics.

It’s degrading to female athletes to have their accomplishments pushed to the side, things they’ve worked their whole lives for, and instead be judged on appearance at the one place they shouldn’t be.

^^^ YES. people need to know the context of the shit their about to comment on lol.

people who stretch their desktop background

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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.