"Talk dirty to me"
sorry mom i cant babysit i have a photo shoot today
I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.
Damn she thicc
i been up all night tryna get that rich i been work work work work workin on my shit
i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
so my mom brought home one of the new 100 dollar bills
I’m looking at it like “yeah this looks kinda cool”
but then you flip it over and
it looks like it has fucking wordart on it
They literally fucking used WordArt
I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
this will be my speech when i win an oscar
Don’t forget the hips, for not lying.
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents